drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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