doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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