You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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