Already got asked if we're dating
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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