Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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