I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Do vagina's smell?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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