Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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