she was so not down for the gang bang
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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