I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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