Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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