none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ambien. No doubt about it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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