I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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