Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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