How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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