I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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