So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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