Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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