what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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