it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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