You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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