Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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