For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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