marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
A bitchslap is in order.
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