She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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