true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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