i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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