I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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