I didn't shave. On purpose
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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