Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I forgot wine drunk hurts
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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