I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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