Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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