Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.