Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(209): View more from California

Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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(323): View more from California

my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing

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(801): View more from Utah

just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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(251): View more from Alabama

The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.

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