How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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