butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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