um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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