ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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