It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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