ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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