Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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