i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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