is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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