Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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