Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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