Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I've blown a few things in my day
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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