Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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