How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
What a dumb baby whore.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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