That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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