apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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