i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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