There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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