that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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